Ode to Kitty

Lunch, with the girls is always needed. Of course, I am still a ball of nerves from this morning. But whatever…

Barbie Doll and Rambunctious met me at “The Spot” and without ever missing a beat we jumped into random conversations. I shared my tid bits, and so did the Ladies. However, some way; somehow Barbie Doll’s story took over and seemed more interesting than the group of men sitting behind us, the waiters white teeth, or the bread that I was scarfing down my throat.

“I had a dream that my cat had been sprayed but another vicious cat that someone let me borrow. So since I had to go to work, I locked the two cats up in a closet (I think). When I returned home from work, the vicious cat, had bitten the other cats hind legs all the way off. I remembered thinking, Wow, there’s no blood. This cat ate the legs off very clean”.
Have you let this part sink in yet? LMAO Our faces were slightly shocked and confused as we listened to this interesting story. It actually gets worst. In between the sips of “beverage”, the Barbie Doll continued this story. Long story short, she brought the missing-leg-cat to the vet and convinced the clinic staff to “put her to sleep” . Well after the cat died, the Vet told her that the cat’s legs were still there and they ended up killing a perfectly good cat. (Laughing so hard even now as I recall this and type it). So basically she’d convinced the whole clinic that the cat was missing her hind legs, when really she was not.
Lunch continued, interestingly and delightfully.
I digress.

I hope after reading this you have better insight into who I am, and the characters of my real-life sitcom.
My Honey and I are not speaking at the moment and for that I am quite sad. I pray that things get better. Until then, I will keep a smile on my face by remembering this interesting little lunch story.