Liz Rant-What Really Grinds my Gears!!

This is a bonafied Liz Rant. It probably will have no structure or real point. But hey, to know me is to love me:

1. Why do some men NOT get a clue?- If you've asked for my number and the answer is a respectable NO, then move around. I am NOT the one to try your new "Who Moved My Cheese" sales training on. You can't offer a rebuttal. You can't get to the root of the issue. You talking to me is the issue. Don't disrespect me and I won't disrespect you.
2. Me being attracted to women is NOT a phase- You can not change me back to something I never was. Can you change my black skin? No....well maybe so: vitalago.com/bleach----But this is who I am. Please save us all the trouble and stop trying. You cannot plant your seed in my bush. LOL
3. It seems that me being me, is no longer good enough for society, so I have decided that in order to one day have the hopes of growing old with an enhancing partner I will do the following-Have 21 liposuctions on a weekly basis. I will straighten my hair. In fact I will straighten it so much that the texture changes and now, I am left with rotten, dangling ends that I won't allow the stylist to cut, not EVER. To hide the bad ends, I will just do a roll and tuck to keep the ends "hidden". Then as the alcohol in my body starts to take its toll and eat away at my scalp, I will start wearing long lace front wigs. Whatever it takes to look like the models on TV.----NOT. I GUESS IT'LL BE ME AND SWEET JESUS 4-EVA BECAUSE I REFUSE TO SMITE GOD BY SAYING THAT WHAT HE'S GIVEN ME ISN'T SUITABLE.

4. Finally, why can't two interesting people be friends without the assumption that they are sleeping together. I don't care if we are in the same bed and your nipples are gently caressing my pelvic bone and it's cold outside. If we are just friends. We are JUST friends...and no Disrespectful "Zebadiah" you cannot watch!!!